Pat Robertson Has Officially Lost It

If you've been watching the new the past few months you might have seen some recent happenings over at the 700 Club camp. Apparently our good friend Pat Robertson has accomplished a task no man has ever accomplished. He has leg-pressed 2000lbs of weight. To put this into perspective, the record is 665lbs. Is it possible that this 73 year old man has performed a miracle? It must be his patented "Age-Defying Protein Shake".



Here is the recipe for this miracle working shake, let me know if it works out for you:

Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Protein Shake

• 6 - 8 ounces of orange juice (water, other fruit juices, low-fat or skim milkcan be substituted)
• *5 tablespoons soy protein isolate
• *5 tablespoons whey protein isolate
• 2 tablespoons natural apple cider vinegar
• 1 tablespoon flaxseed oil
• 1 tablespoon safflower oil
• In a standard blender, combine the above ingredients.Blend until the shake is smooth and the ice cubes are crushed.
• Optional ingredients you can try:
• 2 tablespoons non-fat plain yogurt or 1 banana (gives more body to the drink)
• 1 teaspoon Creatine, (5 grams) Creatine is intended to be used by those individuals who are engaged in strenuous physical activity and training.Individuals under the age of 18 years, should not use Creatine. (if you add Creatine, remember you need to drink at least 8 oz.of water in addition to your shake). *The amount of protein per serving is dependent upon the product purchased.You should aim for 32 grams of protein in the shake.

• Adjust the quantity of tablespoons according to the label on the product purchased.
• 2 tablespoons (or more) soy lecithin
• 1 teaspoon MSM powder
• 1 teaspoon glutamine powder
• 5 - 6 frozen strawberries
• (other fruits can be substituted)
• Non-caloric sweetener to taste
• 4 - 5 ice cubes
• (optional, use for a colder shake)

Yummy.